Celebrity
sex tapes are a weird thing. They will either make you smile or ruin
your Spank Bank. The first one I ever saw made me feel uncomfortable
because it wasn't even really a sex tape. I'm gonna just start with
my reviews of these before I blow my load. Ha! Get it?! Blow my...?
Nevermind.
Pam
& Tommy Lee Hardcore
This
was the first celebrity sex tape I had ever seen and one of the few
to actually feature what could be called a “celebrity.” Now
anyone that has been on TV is a celebrity and make fake sex tapes for
attention. This tape is weird because it really seems like this never
was meant to get out. They don't try anything fancy looking or use
great angles. Its just them hanging out and fucking all over the
place. You find out that Tommy Lee has a huge dick and Pam Anderson
looks just as good naked as she does clothed. This tape flew off the
shelves at the porn shop and rightfully so. You get to watch a sex
kitten and a rock star fucking on tape. And its for real tape. There
was nothing digital about this. This is for real's bootleg ass VHS
tape.
This
is Buck Angel. Years ago when I worked at the porn shop we got a
movie in and I was so confused as to why so many people were asking
for it before it even came in. I'd seen a picture of him and thought
“Okay, its just some biker dude. Must be his first time taking it
in the ass.” Yes, that was a very huge reason for customers wanting
to see a movie as some porn stars are just tops (meaning they are
always the fucker, not the fuckee). But a co-worker, once the tapes
arrived (Cirque
Noir),
showed me why everyone was clamoring to see Buck fuck.
Buck
has a vagina.
This
is not a man that went out and got surgery to attain a vagina. Buck
was born a woman and decided after a lot of turmoil to undergo
procedures including hormone therapy to become a man...with a vagina.
