Did you know that there’s a condom made by
Louis Vuitton that cost $68. That is not a typo. Who in their goddamn mind would pay that much money for a condom? You can only use it once. Unless you’re a cheapskate. Which I
totally would be if I paid that much for some boning action. Its cheaper to just pay someone to bang than it is to buy this thing. I would rinse that sumbitch out and use it again. Call me gross but whatever. That’s a lot for a condom. If someone whips this bad boy out they are either showing off or an asshole. Maybe a bit of both. I like condoms. When dudes say “
I cant feel anything when I wear one” I cant believe they get away with it. Sex feels
too good.
Every.
Single.
Time. It doesn’t ever
not feel good. Thank god for condoms.
