The
city of West Hollywood fucked Irv's Burgers. There's no other way to
really put it. This city fucks residents and businesses all the time
but this one felt particularly messed up. I have lived in this city
for almost 22 years now and first went to Irv's at its original
location diagonal to City Hall. It was a good spot. If you didn't
want to spend three times as much at Hamburger Mary's and didn't want
to hoof it up to Sunset for a burger elsewhere this place was good.
It improved after the new owners took over in 2000. Even if you were
in a bad mood you couldn't help but cheer up a bit when you saw Sonia
Hong or her mother there. Hell, even last year I would see her
walking burgers down the street. Sonia would draw a little cartoon on
the packages and write “Just for you!” on it.
Monday, February 11, 2019
Monday, May 8, 2017
Unleashed In WeHo
There
have been a lot of missing pets in West Hollywood. Its not hard to
understand why. Over the last year I have noticed that people have
been unleashing their dogs way more and just letting them run around.
Its stupid and this isn't the 80's when that shit was cool. They've
even stopped picking up the dog shit and its mingling with all the
homeless poop in this city. Every day I can look out my window and
see a yappy ass little dog running around and then half a minute
later see an owner holding the leash and talking on their phone. I see
the same thing with kids too but this isn't about them. Its about
small dogs vanishing.
I saw one recently posted at a crosswalk that
made me cock my head. It said the dog needed medication and also had
on its no barking collar. Yeah. You took away the dogs second weapon
and means of communicating and somehow let it wander away. I've
worked in pet stores and back then, maybe there are new ones now, but
the collars either shocked the dog when it barked or sprayed it with
citrus. Hey. How about not having a dog?
Sunday, May 15, 2016
West Hollywood's Growing Homeless Population
Not
sure if you've noticed it, but there has been a huge spike in
homeless people in West Hollywood. On any given night or early
morning you can find one or two hanging out sleeping in front of City
Hall. This could be due to all the construction in the area. I spoke
to a friend that lives near Miracle Mile and there are a lot of new
buildings popping up and the homeless seem to be doubling. And these
are not the quiet ones I am familiar with and give nicknames to like
Ogg, Clarinet Hobo, The Model, and Red Riding Hood. These are some tweaked out
psychos that scream at people or fight and the police arrive 45
minutes later to do a drive through Gold Coast's parking lot when the
coast is clear.
Saturday, April 16, 2016
How About That Robotic Parking Lot?
WeHo's
terrible idea is opening in...I'm not quite sure. West Hollywood's
official site says that the parking lot located on Santa Monica and
Sweetzer is allegedly going to contain 200 parking lots.
It was
supposed to break ground in March of last year and open in August. As
of the writing of this the place appears finished but is not
available to, you know, the public. The funny thing about this
useless lot is that there is a parking structure on Kings Road which
is almost across the street has 165 parking spaces but no one really
uses it. I've seen video of how the robotic lot that will open up
hopefully before unnamed gods return to Earth and laughed. Ever since
that area has been worked on other smaller streets have gotten more
dangerous. People do 80 going down Harper and La Jolla.
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
Overload on Reload
These
“male enhancement” pills called Reload are in the news after
Lamar Odom ended up in the hospital after doing a combination of
coke, alcohol, god knows what else, and these pills (which I have written about before). They say that he
took about ten of them in three days and now he is in a coma. I love
out of all the things he took these pills are taking the brunt of the
blame. They are being yanked off of shelves so if you still have them
save them. They are about to be worth a lot of money.
“Reload
enhancement pills stay in the body for 72 hours after one dose and
are safe to take with alcohol. Other benefits of the supplement
include stronger erections, delayed orgasm and a quick onset time of
30 minutes.”
The
last time my dick stayed hard for that many days was in 2013.
Otherwise its just wasteful. Well, Odom was at The Bunny Ranch when
all this happened. They sell these kinda pills at almost every store
and they are right at the front counter, so when you're at 7/11 you
can get a Big Gulp and give your partner that big dick. Next thing
you know your dick is like a toddler on speed.
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Monster Parking Lot Almost Done?
The
monster parking lot that I wrote about earlier this year is still not
open. It was supposed to be opened two years ago but as you can see
it isn't. Its close, but not open. What really sucks about this thing
that no one will use is that since the traffic is so bad over there
all the assholes that like to speed down these tiny ass streets have
now chosen mine to fly down. I wish they would build parking for all
these new giant apartments they are building that no one is moving
into because once they do it is gonna be crazy over here.
Saturday, May 30, 2015
Batman V. Superman XXX Looks Better Than Real Thing
For a while now porn films have somehow managed to make costumes in their movies look better than versions that costs over a hundred times more to produce. Last year Axel Braun put out the Captain America XXX where the most of the characters were truer to comic book form than any Marvel movie ever did. This time Batman v. Superman is targeted and they manage to do the same again.
I don't even care if the acting in this is bad. They look great. With the Catwoman alone they have won. I get pissed when they change the way a character looks from comics. If you're gonna do it make it look better. The chick playing Maxima looks awesome. I like that they gave Supergirl a new look. If you've seen images for the new series (click here for that) its the same ass costume you've always seen but with stockings.
Monday, May 11, 2015
How Much Do Porn Stars Make?
Have
you ever wondered how much porn stars make? I use the term “star”
loosely because you can just film yourself jerking it and load it
online and consider yourself a member of the porn industry. Years ago
I heard that male straight guys playing gay made the most and this
made perfect sense to me.
The numbers on this may be different now
because the numbers range from 2012-2014. If a straight male porn
star is slightly popular they can get between $200-600 and as little
as $50-100. If you fuck on film and walk away with a check for $50
you really need to evaluate your life. I understand paying your dues
but the ultimate due to me is fucking on film.
A
female can get from $800-1,000 being with a guy or another girl. Her
low end is more than the straight guy can get tops. If she decides
that she needs to have another hole filled she'll get an cool extra
$100. And the butt sex? $100-300 more per scene. I would love to hear
the train of thought that goes into that process. “Hey, while
you're here do you wanna make an extra hundred bucks? You do? Okay.
Just take it in your ass. No, not $200. Just the one. Deal?”
Thursday, April 30, 2015
Iceman Is Gay Now
Its
rare that comic books make the news. It takes things like Superman
dying or Batman having his back broken to get the news to admit that
comics exist. Or making a character gay. This time its Bobby Drake
aka Iceman. The way he was outed is silly but kinda makes sense in a
comic world. Another mutant reads his mind and is like “Bobby,
you're gay.” He denies it and then has to explain how its hard
enough being a mutant let alone gay. Gay characters in comics is not
a new thing. They do it every year but it tends to be characters that
are C-level and below.
Like,
a few years back they were like “Green Lantern is gay!” which
made people rage as if they really cared about the Green Lantern.
Then we all found out that it was a Lantern that no one knew or cared
about. It was just a thing to get attention in the news. And it
worked to get attention but in the wrong way because like I said, it
was a Lantern no one knew. Being gay in comics does nothing to help
gay causes unless I guess you just want to see gay characters in
comics. I'm sure that makes some struggling teen feel good. Its not
like you're gonna get to see them bone each other. They're just
someone that is sexually attracted to the same sex.
Saturday, March 21, 2015
Know Your Porn Stars: Misti Dawn
Misti
Dawn is, or was, one of those porn stars that managed to combine
hometown hot and brand new hot at the same time. I first saw her
while watching Max Landis' short film Death And Return Of Superman.
During one scene I saw her and asked “Who in the hell is this
chick?!” Expecting some modeling photos or bikini shots I was
shocked (and so pleased!) to find out that did porno films. Some of
you may not know how much joy that brings me but there is nothing
like seeing a random hot chick and finding out she bangs on film.
When
she was 18 she started modeling for the Suicide Girls which are a
pack of hot women covered in tattoos and piercings. Trust me. They're
sexy. Years later she started shooting films with Burning Angel which
is pretty hardcore and then Belladonna. If you have never seen a film
from Belladonna and her company than you can't say you have seen
hardcore porn. I need to write about her soon.
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