Oh, this is just perfect! Yes, that is me being sarcastic. Porn star
Mr. Marcus, pictured left, has shut down porno in the San Fernando Valley. Not in the cool way like
“Man, I shut that club down!” No, he actually has stopped the making of what keeps me from killing people by spreading cooties. Turns out he got syphilis while shooting a porno and got medicine for it but for whatever reason could not keep it in his pants and out of vaginas long enough for it to work fully. Oh, and he altered his test results so that he could continue ruining porn. Talk about bad timing. I wrote a while back (
click here to read) about the government wanting to make all adult films use condoms.
