Some men are really intimidated by women using sexual devices. Things like vibrators and such make some men feel like they aren’t as useful or cant get the job done. If you are one of those types of guys then you should probably stop reading because I am about to bring you to a beast. Introducing
The Fuck Machine. I love that there’s no better name to come up with it. The name leaves no room for misinterpretation. “
I wonder what it does…” It’s a
machine that
fucks you! The one pictured is pretty much how all of them look. It has a remote control that has multiple settings that go from “
Low” all the way up to “
I Regret Nothing!!!”
