In
the porn shop we used to get defective tapes. I say tapes because
DVD's came along much later. I would say about 95% of the time a
customer brought a tape back because it didn't work that it meant
that they were unhappy with the choice they made. I get it. There
were lots of different reasons why people weren't happy with the porn
they got. It was too short, not enough sex, or the guy that was on
the cover didn't get fucked.
The
line that everyone wanted to use and DVD's killed was “The tape is
broke.” They would then mention how they tried it in three or four
VCR's and it didn't work in any of them. Then I would pop it into the
small, cheap ass TV/VCR we kept at the counter and sure enough it would work fine.
This
is why I can say I have watched more gay porn than many straight men.
