Celebrity sex tapes are a weird thing. They will either make you smile or ruin your Spank Bank. The first one I ever saw made me feel uncomfortable because it wasn't even really a sex tape. I'm gonna just start with my reviews of these before I blow my load. Ha! Get it?! Blow my...? Nevermind.
& Tommy Lee Hardcore
was the first celebrity sex tape I had ever seen and one of the few
to actually feature what could be called a “celebrity.” Now
anyone that has been on TV is a celebrity and make fake sex tapes for
attention. This tape is weird because it really seems like this never
was meant to get out. They don't try anything fancy looking or use
great angles. Its just them hanging out and fucking all over the
place. You find out that Tommy Lee has a huge dick and Pam Anderson
looks just as good naked as she does clothed. This tape flew off the
shelves at the porn shop and rightfully so. You get to watch a sex
kitten and a rock star fucking on tape. And its for real tape. There
was nothing digital about this. This is for real's bootleg ass VHS
Night In Paris
I don't find this praying mantis of a woman sexy in the slightest but
so many people were talking about and renting this movie that I had
to check it out. If you enjoy watching anorexic White chicks get
fucked and lay there as if she is high as pterodactyl pussy then by
all means, have fun. But she gets talked into fucking by Rick Solomon
who, by the way, is now fucking Pam Anderson! She better be careful.
Paris Hilton sued for $30 million but settled for $400,000. This tape
has everything a pervert could want. Night vision cameras. Sneaky
views of Paris getting ready. A possibly drugged female. Seriously,
if you enjoyed this porno you probably have a lot of things about
your life that you don't want brought to light.
Night In Chyna
If you value your vision and sense of self preservation do not watch
this ever! I did because fuck you I'm a wrestling fan and it stars
two wrestlers, Joanie “Chyna” Laurer and Sean “X Pac/Syxx/123
Kidd” Waltman. This was mostly research. I didn't flog the dolphin
to this. I wanted to prove to myself that Chyna was indeed a female.
And it turns out that she is with a clit the size of a penis. I also
found out that she is done...for...whatever. Nothing is off limits to
this broad. But seriously. Don't ever watch this.