Sunday, September 21, 2014

Fire Down Below!

Porn star Missy Martinez who you may know from such classics as Titty Creampies 3, Lesbian Anal POV 5, and Big Anal Booties: POV+ was injured on set due to a faulty vibrator Sorry. Personal massager. When using her Hitachi Magic Wand the handle started to heat up and sparks shot out of the damned thing where the cord connects. Yes, this is not your mamas vibrator. This plugs in. She got some minor burns on her hand and almost burned the piercings of the chick she was doing the scene with. She says she has sent a letter to Hitachi letting them know their shit is dangerous. Every inch of those black bars were needed to cover her up. Don't think I am exaggerating. I have seen these massagers plenty of times since they sell them at most name brand stores. I laugh knowing that the last thing these will ever touch is a human back or sore neck. I've held one of these before and it made my dick put up a for sale sign.

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Know Your Porn Stars: Skin Diamond

Every once in a while a porn star will emerge from the hundreds of people who make a living by having sex on screen and thrust into the public eye. They crossover. There are probably less than twenty that have done it successfully (if I say John Holmes chances are you know who I'm talking about). Skin Diamond is now one of those people. Born Raylin Christensen in 1987 (which makes me feel so pervy) her father is an actor that I haven't heard of. She is part Danish, Ethiopian, Czech, German, and Yugoslav. She was born in Ventura, California and raised in Dunfermline, Scotland.