Sunday, September 21, 2014

Fire Down Below!

Porn star Missy Martinez who you may know from such classics as Titty Creampies 3, Lesbian Anal POV 5, and Big Anal Booties: POV+ was injured on set due to a faulty vibrator Sorry. Personal massager. When using her Hitachi Magic Wand the handle started to heat up and sparks shot out of the damned thing where the cord connects. Yes, this is not your mamas vibrator. This plugs in. She got some minor burns on her hand and almost burned the piercings of the chick she was doing the scene with. She says she has sent a letter to Hitachi letting them know their shit is dangerous. Every inch of those black bars were needed to cover her up. Don't think I am exaggerating. I have seen these massagers plenty of times since they sell them at most name brand stores. I laugh knowing that the last thing these will ever touch is a human back or sore neck. I've held one of these before and it made my dick put up a for sale sign.

Wikipedia describes this vibrator as “The Hitachi Magic Wand Model # HV250R is the legendary, super-powerful electric massager with the soft, flexible head. If this one doesn't provide enough stimulation, nothing will! Two-speed switch, uses any standard 110-volt outlet. Overall length 12 inches (2-inch diameter head)...The Original Hitachi Magic Wand Massager, HV-250R, 2-speed massager with soft flexible head. Relaxes sore muscles, helps relieve tension, dual speed control. Comes with instruction book on how to use and has a one year limited warranty. Power source voltage 110-120 volts.” Now that's real power! These are used in a lot of pornos as well as homes and the fact that it can go megaton on your genitals is not good for anyone unless it becomes a new category on my Pornhub. You aren't supposed to get these wet which seems counterproductive. 

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