Porn Parodies

Harry Squatter & The Sorcer’s Bone, Gilligan’s Bi-Island, Everybody Does Raymond, Lord Of The Cockring, Dawson’s Crack, and my favorite…The Hole (based off The Ring). I think as soon as TV was invented people started thinking of ways to porn a show up. Some of them are clever like this one, The Sex Files. I mean, it couldn’t have been hard to think that one up. Even the chick looks like Scully! But as much as I liked that show I never wanted to see them have sex. Which is weird because now David Duchovny is known for nothing but sex on Californication.

Some porn parodies, like the Cosby Show one, just messes with my head. Its not until you put that show in a porn setting that you realize that he was surrounded by women! He had like four daughters and his wife! I don’t need to even begin to think about Bill Cosby having sex. You can bet that at some point the tells someone to suck on his “Pudding Pop.” Oh, I think my childhood just had a stroke.

This one, which has a title that writes itself, is good…in theory. The girl on this cover looks like a hotter version of the actual actress. But there isn’t enough money in Botswana to make me see Sheldon’s “O” face. And eventually all of those guys are going to get on top of her. Dear god. That is one visual I’ll never be able to get out of my head. Now I need to distract myself with made up porn parodies. The Smell Word. Gay On Thrones. Gray’s A Man To Pee. How We Met Your Mother. Chicago Poke. And of course The Walking Dick.