Pippi Longstocking In Porn?!

Pippi is doing porn! Well, the actress that played Pippi Longstocking in a terrible late 80's film is doing porn. Sort of. You see, the thing is, the actress, Tami Erin, says that she thinks that she was recorded by a guy she dated who secretly did it. This type is totally unauthorized and Erin is super pissed about it happening. When I first heard this story I was like “Oh, lord, no!” Those Pippi films cam out a very long time ago and the idea of seeing that woman having sex terrified me like you couldn't imagine. 

My problem is that I have a very vivid imagination and when people say things to me I picture it quickly (which is why I stopped asking girlfriends how many people hey have had sex with). Thankfully, this was the new lame Pippi, not the awesome old one.

"I am Pippi Schlongstocking!"

“I think he's the biggest piece of shit on the planet for doing this to me” she said in an interview. She says that she caught him filming her “...without my knowledge in my private environment and I was defending myself...How much has he been filming me without my knowledge? The truth will come out.” I predict that she will eventually make a deal and get some money off of this. The tape is gonna come out somehow, someway. Seriously. Ask Hulk Hogan how well he did in getting his shit offline.

Nope!

This is a real sex tape by the way. Some people say something is a sex tape and its either fake or bullshit like the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee one. I have seen almost every celebrity sex tape except for the ones that have come out the last two or three years. There's production value and stuff that makes it seem very unrealistic. And just a tip for the ladies out there: if your man starts trying new positions all of a sudden one night and aiming your ass in a certain direction...he just might be filming you.