Can
you believe that Rachael Ray looked like this at one time? I actually
bought that issue because of it I had such a crush on her. I doubt I
could listen to her talk for more than ten minutes but she's nice to
look at. You know what isn't? Food and porn. I got to thinking about
this after a friend asked what was the weirdest porn I'd ever seen
and I immediately thought of food porn. Now, when you look up the
term “food porn” you get lots of images of fancy looking food or
food that looks like assholes, penises, or vagina’s. What I mean by
food porn is when people have sex and cover themselves with messy ass
food.
Ever
since I can remember I've had a problem watching the combination of
food and porn. I can barely stomach watching someone make out while I
eat anything. This is from someone that used to move dead bodies for
a living. I'm sure there's some answer that if I dug far enough into
my childhood that could explain it but I also know that there's some
rabbit holes you just don't go down.
