Coulrophobia is a fear of clowns. I have no fear of them. I just find them annoying. Some people like clowns. I mean they really like clowns. Working in the porn shop I was exposed to a lot of strange porn. One of the strangest is clown porn. I got this definition from Urban Dictionary so who knows how true it is. Seems legit to me. “During the 1980's in the San Francisco area, the practice of 'clowning' became popular. In clowning, sexual partners would don clown make-up and other clown accessories before and during various sex acts. This generally gratifies a playful and silly side of one's sexuality.”
I don't get it. I can not see how someone can look at a clown and get turned on. There are a lot of weird ass things that people are into but this one is damn near the top of my list along with fisting and getting pissed on. I don't know how you find out that this is for you and I'm not sure I want to. Clowns just aren't sexy things. They're not. I know someone us reading this and totally disagrees with me. You are free to be wrong.
Another is Ultimate Surrender. Now, I'm not gonna sit here and lie to you. I've watched plenty of these videos. Its where two chicks, four chicks, and sometimes four chicks and the referee get it on after a wrestling match. This isn't like foxy boxing or tickle fighting. These chicks seriously beat the hell out of each other. Whoever has the most points based on submissions wins. And guess what the winner gets to do!
These chicks end up with bruises, winded, and humiliated in front of their peers. I think I just described myself after PE in junior high. There are some women where as soon as they introduce themselves I'm like “You're gonna get fucked...” I know the eyes of a loser. These things are hardcore as hell and the women talk mad shit during the punishment at the end. I don't need that kinda stress in my life. Especially while a crowd watches.
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