Let Her Crush You

I found some articles online about this tall ass woman 30 year old Ana Lucia Barbosa that goes by the name of Amazon Cinthia. I mean, holy shit that is a lot of woman. She stands at 6'8” and weighs 200 pounds. The 200 pound thing is the only thing I really question. A woman never really tells. I'm just bitter because she is 7 inches taller than me but weighs 25 pounds less. Whenever a woman is tall she is asked if she models, plays basketball, or is a lesbian. I'm just being honest. Its kinda like how people assume I have kids, smoke weed, or have been to prison.

Cinthia makes as much as $300 an hour crushing men. Yes, that is a thing in porn as well. There are plenty of videos where women just sit on men or just...parts of men. And they love it. She also wrestles with them which is also a thing. “There's no shortage of willing clients happy to pay me to sit on them, wrestle them, pick them up and generally boss them around. I'm finding this line of work has changed my life and I'm now able to provide for my family.”

Seems like $300 an hour to get beat up and bossed around is a lot. I can have that done for free just by hooking up with ex's. Growing up in Brazil (of course because that place is South America's Australia) she was made fun of because of her height. Kids got creative and called her a giraffe. She eventually quit school because of it. Kids are so...suck.

Cinthia says that while she is with these men that no sex takes place. I just scoffed all over my computer. “Some men want to be roughed up and man-handled, others cuddled and smothered. Some just want to give me their money. When I first started and was still learning the ropes I ended up breaking two ribs on a client after sitting on him.” I have spent thousands of dollars to not have sex with women. Its called hanging out with my friends.

I refuse to believe that anyone that does this kinda thing for a living has not slept with clients. She says she made $10,000 one time and I think that either he had sex with her or held her captive for a while. And to address the elephant in the room, yes, I'd hit it. I've gone over a foot shorter than me. Seven inches higher ain't no thang.