That’s all’s I can stand I can stands no more! I try to stay out of politics. I believe that most of it is worthless and that there’s never been an honest person in a high office. Republican, Democrat, whatever. Its all the same shit with a different smell. But what Rick Santorum has planned has forced my hand…away from my junk and to my keyboard.
This son of a bitch wants to put an end to pornography in America!
Now some of you that don’t watch porn are probably thinking, “And? That doesn’t affect me.” Oh, I disagree with you, liar. This mealy mouthed bastard had this to say about pornography. I shit you not, he said this on his website.
“America is suffering a pandemic of harm from pornography. Pornography is toxic to marriages and relationships. It contributes to misogyny and violence against women. It is a contributing factor to prostitution and sex trafficking.”
Now, he is leaving out tranny porn, gay porn, lesbian porn, and fetish porn. Hell, even food porn which is a lesser represented form of porn but nonetheless lubes the wheel of sex that keeps this raggedy ass country going.
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“As a parent, I am concerned about the widespread distribution of illegal obscene pornography and its profound effects on our culture.”
Sit back and think for a moment. How is porn affecting your life? You, the reader of this blog. Is porn ruining your life? I sold porn for years and have watched more porn than you can imagine. How has it affected me? I makes me realize that there are hundreds of positions that I’ll never try because I don’t want to hurt myself and that genitals are like snowflakes.
Porn never made me try and do things to someone I was sleeping with. It didn’t make me a sex crazed lunatic. You know what would? Taking porn away! I don’t sleep around. It would be cool if I did but I don’t. Because I barely leave my house. But knowing that if I want to I can just watch porn rules. it’s the third best thing about this country behind Fruity Pebbles and big thighs.
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“If elected President, I will appoint an Attorney General who will do so. While the Obama Department of Justice seems to favor pornographers over children and families, that will change under a Santorum Administration.”
So far we have Attorney Generals and many other fancy named officials that are failing at everything they do. The health of kids, old people, adults. Everything is being banned from smoking to drinking at certain times of the day. God forbid you disagree with an idiot like this. You’ll be called un-American! And you do not want that!
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You take porn away and watch everything you’re trying to prevent rise. I’m not saying that every man and woman is a sex crazed monster that will lose their minds if you took porn away from them. I’m saying that about 45% of men and women will lose their shit and do things they wouldn’t have done if they had porn. Its like jail. Most of those guys don’t want to bone their cellmate. But they will since they cant have what they want. Next thing you know men are sleeping with their wives not because they want to, but because they have to.
That, my friends, is called pity sex.
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