Can A Pornstar Be A Teacher?

Should a porn star be allowed to teach children? That is the question I've been asking myself ever since I heard about this story about a porn actress that goes by the name of Tiffany Six. Her actual name is Stacie Halas and I'm still not sure if she were doing both at the same time though I'm confident she is since she was stupid enough to mention in a porno that she was afraid of being found out at some point. Another reason why I hate interviews in pornos. Dumbass. She was a science teacher at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard. School officials were made aware of her outside activities by some horndog ass students. Seriously. Why isn't anyone investigating whose kid is watching hardcore porn? And I mean hardcore. This woman does everything!

Jeff Chancer, superintendent of the Oxford school district and who seems to have a porn name (mine is Prince Manchester by the way) said “Maybe it's not a crime as far as the penal code is concerned, but we feel it's a crime as far as moral turpitude is concerned.” Oh, don't be so suburban. Three kids say they saw her in a film and fr whatever reason ratted her out. You let me find out that one of my teachers was a porn star and I would've milked that shit for all its worth. I would've never been home before sundown! Oh, so much statutory going on! I can think of two teachers offhand right now!

I've seen her work and I have to say I'm a fan. Though after seeing her out of character and in court clothes I'll say that you women have an edge being able to wear makeup. She's 31 and looks a hard 40. A letter was sent “...asking teachers to discourage the children from searching for and/or visiting these inappropriate sites. We ask that you be particularly vigilant over the next few days with respect to the Internet content being accessed by your child on his or her telephone or other Internet-ready device.”

You know as soon as the news broke every teacher that knew her went to the porno sites and looked for her. And those are the ones that are pretending to not have known who she was. I forget who it was, and I'm gonna paraphrase, but there was someone who said something like “The porn industry makes billions of dollars every year although no one seems to watch it.” Reports keep mentioning this one terrible film she did with, surprise, a pizza boy getting laid. Has his dick in the pizza and everything and you all know how I feel about food and porn. So gross.

The thing about all this is that there have been plenty of teachers that have slept with students. The hottest being Debra Lafave. I swear, that chick was too damned cute. But that's the thing that makes no sense with this firing. Halas wasn't sleeping with students. She had done porn. She fucked for money. Lots of people do that. Some are called hookers. Some are called pornstars. Some are called your spouse.

Giggity!!!

She did nothing wrong. Kids finding and watching porn is wrong. Yes, I did it. Shut up. I'm not the template by which to base anything. This woman didn't need to lose her job. She wasn't some bullshit once a week aide that was doing it for community service. She was a fucking science teacher. Literally. Ha. And talk about ridiculous and inconsistent standards in regards to teachers being fired!

So let me get this straight. If you do porn or have a history of having done porn, you're fired. Okay. You molest kids, make them eat sperm glazed cookies (again with the food and sex), beat them, fuck them, send them nasty pictures, film yourself having sex with them and you get placed on paid leave or just moved to another school? Yeah. That sounds perfectly normal. Give this woman back her fucking job.