Please Don't Go!

Are you happy now? Porn is leaving The Valley. Most of the porn created is done in the San Fernando Valley and because of the condom laws being enforced companies are like fuck that and leaving in droves. And guess where they are going? Las Vegas. Know why? Because Las Vegas is progressive. They got legal prostitution there and everything.

Its said that the permits requested to film porn in LA County dropped by 95% since the law requiring the use of condoms took effect. Besides the condom law there is the fact that no one s really buying porn anymore. They say its because of sites that let you watch all the porn you want for free. I say its because people are tired of watching the super surgery having chick that are in high end porn. Seriously, chicks look scary as hell now. Also, with all the permits and such it is just getting too damned expensive to continue filming here. Las Vegas permits are cheaper and they don't require health permits.

This part is a problem.

No, I don't have a problem with adults having sex on film. But not requiring people to check if they have booty cooties or not is cool. Lately there have been more and more cases where the industry has shut down because one nasty ass had something, lied about it or the producer didn't do their due diligence, and dozens of people end up with something bad like the herpa derp or worse HIV.

”It's a legalized industry and properly regulated, so I don't see it as a problem. I think the city and the county will benefit from any expansion of the film industry. It's economic diversification” Clark County commissioner Chris Giunchigliani said. So LA's loss is Las Vegas' gain. You know, because our state has just too much money and can afford to let industries leave. Even Evil Angel owner Buttman John Stagliano is thinking of leaving. I've met him and he is an awesome dude. I wish I had high-fived him to get some by proxy ass.