Digitally Removing Condoms

It is a sad state of affairs. We are at a point in time where a porn company has to sit around digitally adding condoms back into porn. Falcon Studios released California Dreamin' 1 and it is the first film to use technology in post production to make it seem as if they did not use condoms during the making of the movie. “Why would someone go through the trouble of doing this?” you ask. Because L.A made it where porn had to use condoms when filming in 2012. Ever since this happened permits to shoot porn dropped 95% and many companies just hauled ass to Las Vegas where they don't have to deal with that nonsense. Assume that L.A County has lost out in thousands if not millions of dollars because of this. Gay porn on the other hand has been requiring the use of condoms for quite a long time. They were already self policing. Straight porn is also required to regular testing unlike gay porn but that is fakakta at best since a few times every year someone slides their diseased dick into someone and next thing you know no one is shooting porn for a while. I wonder how good this technology looks but I'll be damned if I watch gay porn...again.  

Please Don't Go!

Are you happy now? Porn is leaving The Valley. Most of the porn created is done in the San Fernando Valley and because of the condom laws being enforced companies are like fuck that and leaving in droves. And guess where they are going? Las Vegas. Know why? Because Las Vegas is progressive. They got legal prostitution there and everything.

Its said that the permits requested to film porn in LA County dropped by 95% since the law requiring the use of condoms took effect. Besides the condom law there is the fact that no one s really buying porn anymore. They say its because of sites that let you watch all the porn you want for free. I say its because people are tired of watching the super surgery having chick that are in high end porn. Seriously, chicks look scary as hell now. Also, with all the permits and such it is just getting too damned expensive to continue filming here. Las Vegas permits are cheaper and they don't require health permits.

This part is a problem.

No On Prop B!

The thing about porn is that is that a lot of the sex that happens is surprise sex. Someone delivers food and the sex happens. You’re walking down the street and a van pulls up and someone inside asks if you wanna the have sex. Police come to arrest you and the sex happens. You know what doesn’t happen? Safe sex. Why? Well, besides the fact that safe sex is for squares its also because porn films aren’t real and they can just fuck with no consequences. We know that there are but still get treated like special needs children.

Yeah, we know that some bad shit can happen when you don’t use condoms, kids being at the absolute top of that list. There’s also booty cooties but whatever. When you fuck a bunch of people, especially on film, you know the risks. They’re all adults. Prop (Measure) B makes it so that all adult films force the actors to wear protection including condoms, gloves, and in some cases dental dams.

It's A Wrap!

There are new laws that are going down that will make porn studios that film in The Valley require that the actors and actresses use condoms. This debate has been going on for quite some time because whenever there is a story of one of the performers getting an STD it makes the news. Why? Because we live in a society that likes to pretend that it hates porn.

80% of porn filmed in the US is filmed in The Valley. That’s a lot of porn! One of the ways they plan to do this is by having people actually make surprise visits to porn sets which to me would be hilarious. “The bottom line is we don't want to be known as the porn capital of the world” said San Fernando Valley Mayor Bob Huber. I say look into his past and you’ll find some shady sexual shit.

Wrap It Up

Did you know that there’s a condom made by Louis Vuitton that cost $68. That is not a typo. Who in their goddamn mind would pay that much money for a condom? You can only use it once. Unless you’re a cheapskate. Which I totally would be if I paid that much for some boning action. Its cheaper to just pay someone to bang than it is to buy this thing. I would rinse that sumbitch out and use it again. Call me gross but whatever. That’s a lot for a condom. If someone whips this bad boy out they are either showing off or an asshole. Maybe a bit of both. I like condoms. When dudes say “I cant feel anything when I wear one” I cant believe they get away with it. Sex feels too good. Every. Single. Time. It doesn’t ever not feel good. Thank god for condoms.