A couple spotted a man sitting in his car and thought that he might be dead because this was when it was balls hot in California and he was in his car with the windows all rolled up. The cops showed up and discovered he wasn’t dead but he was butt ass naked. They asked him to get out and he said he couldn’t because he had an ice pack on his junk. Why?
This why. |
Now, he had this stuck on his penis. That’s not exactly out of the realm of possibilities. It happens far more often than you think. But he had also taken something called “Superman Viagra” which is a combination of Viagra and Cialis. Each of those things alone should be able to get your penis working let alone slapping a cockring on it as well. Did I mention that he was erect for three days at this point?
It's donkeypunchin' time!!! |
Yep. Three days. Every penis pill says to call a doctor if you maintain an erection after four hours let alone three days! So the police tell him that they’re gonna have to call for help and drain his penis and he says “No!” So of course firemen show up and give him some lube. Why do firemen have lube? Because they’re the most whorish occupation that’s why. Between the fear of even more embarrassment and the lube he was able to get the ring off and end up as another reason why I’ll continue to stay boring sexually.
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