Rick Santorum Wants To Ban Porn In America

That’s all’s I can stand I can stands no more! I try to stay out of politics. I believe that most of it is worthless and that there’s never been an honest person in a high office. Republican, Democrat, whatever. Its all the same shit with a different smell. But what Rick Santorum has planned has forced my hand…away from my junk and to my keyboard.

This son of a bitch wants to put an end to pornography in America!

Now some of you that don’t watch porn are probably thinking, “And? That doesn’t affect me.” Oh, I disagree with you, liar. This mealy mouthed bastard had this to say about pornography. I shit you not, he said this on his website.

Know Your Porn Stars: Jeff Stryker

When you aren’t gay and work in a porn shop you learn really quickly that there is an entire world of things that you don’t know. Mostly about how popular porn stars are. One of them was Jeff Stryker. This dude was all over the place. Literally. He’s done gay porn, solos, bi-sexual porn, and even straight porn. This guy had ambition! Even a toy.

Show Me That Smile Again

Oh, that rascally Mike Seaver! Actually this is about the guy who played that character on the television show Growing Pains. Kirk Cameron has recently started a shit storm of…biblical proportions. Oh, I went there! He recently had this to say about marriage. Gay marriage in particular.

“Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the garden between Adam and Eve. One man, one woman for life till death do you part. So I would never attempt to try to redefine marriage. And I don’t think anyone else should either. So do I support the idea of gay marriage? No, I don’t.”

It's A Wrap!

There are new laws that are going down that will make porn studios that film in The Valley require that the actors and actresses use condoms. This debate has been going on for quite some time because whenever there is a story of one of the performers getting an STD it makes the news. Why? Because we live in a society that likes to pretend that it hates porn.

80% of porn filmed in the US is filmed in The Valley. That’s a lot of porn! One of the ways they plan to do this is by having people actually make surprise visits to porn sets which to me would be hilarious. “The bottom line is we don't want to be known as the porn capital of the world” said San Fernando Valley Mayor Bob Huber. I say look into his past and you’ll find some shady sexual shit.