Big
dicks are like clowns. Either funny or terrifying. Men take pills and
get surgery in the hopes that they can get a few extra inches that
God didn't see fit to give them. The pills don't actually make it any
bigger and the surgery can only give you a few extra inches before
you get into dangerous territory where you'll end up with this floppy
nonsense between your legs. No, not your date. Besides surgery or
pills there are cock rings and penis pumps but those are just
temporary fixes for the issue which is you aren't comfortable with
the size of your junk.
I
have heard many women talk about a guy that had a very small penis
and even when they are 85 years old they will sit and laugh at the
guy that was 3 inches erect. Then there are the women that talk about
the guy that was so big that they dare not allow him inside of them.
How about a guy that is 8 inches...flaccid?
There's
something that accidentally happens sometimes when you watch porn.
Its a chance you have to take unless you watch POV porn. Its the
mangasm. This is one of the biggest problems facing porn and it needs
to be taken care of. I've talked about it once before when I was
discussing glory holes. Some people describe it as something excited
that is exclusively for men like cars and shit. That's silly. Plenty
of women love cars and men only get nice cars because women like nice
looking cars. Dave Chappelle said it once so its true.
When
I talk about a mangasm I am talking about that terrible moment when
you are watching porn and when you are about to release the hounds
suddenly the camera decides to focus on the look on the man's face as
he is finishing. Its a terrible moment in your life and totally fucks
up your orgasm.
I was talking to a friend about
objects getting stuck in asses and how they got there after reading a
story about a man sneaking a loaded gun into jail by using his butt
purse on my last Rosscast. I don't care if someone wants to have
their ass used for a good time until it gets to the point where they
start jamming crap that is just laying around up there. There are
times where I get hurt and wonder if something embarrassing happened
would I go to the doctor or not.
I like to think I would but I had
a bladder infection once years ago and it took my six months of
living in knee buckling pain before I did it. Going to the doctor is never fun. They poke you and ask you questions that you never want to answer honestly. Plus there are sick people all over the place! Yes, I have worked at a hospital two times. Just the idea of ending up with something in me that I cant get out makes me cringe. So while it is stupid I
am pretty sure that if I got, let's say, Buzz Lightyear stuck up my
ass that I would just have to get used to being a bigger fan of Toy
Story than you.
In
the porn shop we used to get defective tapes. I say tapes because
DVD's came along much later. I would say about 95% of the time a
customer brought a tape back because it didn't work that it meant
that they were unhappy with the choice they made. I get it. There
were lots of different reasons why people weren't happy with the porn
they got. It was too short, not enough sex, or the guy that was on
the cover didn't get fucked.
The
line that everyone wanted to use and DVD's killed was “The tape is
broke.” They would then mention how they tried it in three or four
VCR's and it didn't work in any of them. Then I would pop it into the
small, cheap ass TV/VCR we kept at the counter and sure enough it would work fine.
This
is why I can say I have watched more gay porn than many straight men.
